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I have anxiety about taking pills.

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A cup of tea makes everything better.

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I thought I was looking at the new cannibal corpse album cover that was supposed to come in the mail today.

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My neighbours treat me like a God

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Do NOT read the next sentence.

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People on this sub flipping out, "YoU NeEd TO teLL a sTOry nOt A JOkE!"

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Have you heard about the new movie 'Constipation'?

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"Are there any cannibals in your tribe?"

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He said trust me and i took a long breath...

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Eating babies is something of an acquired taste.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I have anxiety about taking pills.	278
A cup of tea makes everything better.	266
I thought I was looking at the new cannibal corpse album cover that was supposed to come in the mail today.	265
My neighbours treat me like a God	253
Do NOT read the next sentence.	247
People on this sub flipping out, "YoU NeEd TO teLL a sTOry nOt A JOkE!"	246
Have you heard about the new movie 'Constipation'?	238
"Are there any cannibals in your tribe?"	236
He said trust me and i took a long breath...	231
Eating babies is something of an acquired taste.	229